“I’m on Betty Crocker’s ten most wanted list.”
“Fang has some very strange ideas on housework.
He thinks I should do it.”
The Gag File
This steel cabinet, which Phyllis Diller calls her Gag File, has fortyeight
file drawers containing more than 50,000 3-by-5-inch index
cards, each bearing a typewritten joke or gag that Diller used in
her stand-up comedy act. Each drawer is arranged alphabetically
by subject. Many of the topics listed on the front of the drawers
suit Diller’s self-deprecating persona of harried wife, mother, and
homemaker. They offer comic twists on subjects such as appliances,
the beauty shop, cooking, housekeeping, and family. Two files are
devoted to jokes about her mythical husband, Fang. The index
cards reveal the framework that Diller used to construct her jokes, a
pattern she describes as “a setup, pause, [and] payoff.”
Although Diller generated a lot of her own material, she elicited
some gags from other writers. One of her top contributors was
Mary MacBride, a Wisconsin housewife with five children. A joke
obtained from another writer includes the contributor’s name on
the index card with the gag. Other comedians have maintained their
material in joke files, among them Bob Hope, whose file is in the
collections at the Library of Congress.
Phyllis Diller dipping into her gag file
Digital still image from "Goodnight, We Love You: The Life and Legend of Phyllis Diller" (2004)